Saturday, July 31, 2010

Bala's Third SD

Bala: Morning Commissioner of Oaths
COO:Morning kawan lama! I know you come back one. Hehe.. here.. Yam Char. I pour you Chinese tea.
Bala: Wah, thanks.. this is a good break from English Darjeeling Tea. But i prefer teh tarik if you don't mind.
COO: Ok, i tarik for you. Hah... Here, Chinese tarik tea.
Bala: Like this ok kah? My SD to explain which SD is real or not.
COO: Hmm.. let me see. Soo.. you saying here that this SD is final one? Aiyah.. like that where nice? I make money for chopping SDs mah. Don't lah make final!
Bala: I see your point. Ok, ok, i strike out the word final. But actually everytime i want to make final there will always be someone to offer me money. So i think you need not worry for long.
COO: I do worry. Last 2 SDs you only pay me half.
Bala: Ok now i pay in advance. I got some more cash since the last time mah.
COO: Toceh, toceh... have some roti canais.
Bala: So you see, my 3rd SD here is giving good solution to the first 2. It says here if you believe the first 1 then cross the checkbox here. If you believe the 2nd one you cross this box here. Afterwards we announce the results, can get rich quickly one.
COO: Smart... very smart.. like this no need to ask for gambling license. But cannot tell me ah, which one actually real?
Bala: Ahyoo, how can tell. If Chuin Poh then cannot cari makanlah. As long as no one know which 4D number i mean SD comes out, people still buy mah.
COO: Correct, correct! I also same. As long as people want to keep swearing that they are not lying, i also get money. But i want to ask you ah. How come you make so much money from the 2nd one you still want to start a 3rd one?
Bala: Aiyah.. you don't read MT meh? I ask for 5 million, only got 750 thousand. Rugi alot lah.
COO: Ooh.. so that guy cheated you lah?
Bala: Yep, if Ling can cheat whole Cabinet, who am I? You see or not? That guy promise can get the 5 million so i faster take the deposit and wait for the rest.
COO: Yalah, always same one. Cannot trust brokers today. I seen it all. Don't care if the broker is PM's son lah, PM's mother lah.
Bala: In this case it was the PM's brother himself.
COO: Thats what i said. Don't care even if its the Agong's mother. But Bala ah, so your first SD, that one you say this guy got the girl from this guy and do all that true or not?
Bala: I try to tell same story. But police got no bank account. Then i tell to Anwar. He got bank account but no money.
COO: So true or not?
Bala: Aiyah.. think lah. Where got people take other people's girlfriend? Already 2nd hand one. That guy more hensem than Saiful mah. And got Russian and French girls some more. Which one you choose? You still want Mongolian ah?
COO: True, true, i will choose Japanese. But how come your first story is consistent? In Balai same, and in first SD also same?
Bala: That is what you call Pro lah bro. I am professional mah. I know sure the bank account come rolling one. Working so long already when got chance like this? Very big fish you know. I waiting, waiting for him to be PM i thought money sure rolling in. RMK 10 come out that day did not mention budget to pay off SD.
COO: Yalah. I also same. In wrong profession.
Bala: You are ok. People lie, you get money. People don't want to lie also you get money. Luckily you not take policeman job. Have to wake up early-early and shoot on demand.
COO: Hmm.. so your story got good hook one. No wonder you make it really Aoutah. So many people believe you now. Just like the movie Inception.
Bala: Got new movie ah? Aiya which Cinema playing? I been hiding so long i did not know got such movie.
COO: Aiyah. no worry. I got pirated DVD mah. Wait i call my son to look for you. Ah Meng! Loh koh cek DVD chut leh.. Yau panyau oi tai. Faiteee.

1 comment:

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